Official merch

WEAR THE FUNCTION.

Neon nightlife tees, stickers, and a hat — printed on demand and shipped to your door. Every piece carries the pin. Scan it, wear it, find the party.

Neon Logo Tee

Neon Logo Tee

$26.99

The pin, glowing. Front-print heavyweight cotton tee.

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Left-Chest + Back QR Tee2-sided

Left-Chest + Back QR Tee

$30.99

Pocket logo up front, full lockup + App Store QR on the back.

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WTFTF TeeFan favorite

WTFTF Tee

$30.99

“Where the F**k the Function?” — scan the back to find out.

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Neon Logo Sticker

Neon Logo Sticker

$4.99

Kiss-cut vinyl. Laptop, water bottle, phone — stick it anywhere.

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Foam Trucker Hat

Foam Trucker Hat

$26.99

Full-color neon logo on a classic foam trucker. Crown it.

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Made to order through our print partner. Free to browse — checkout opens shortly.